Steve vs Nathan Drake

Steve vs Nathan Drake  is the first installment of the re-boot of Random Rap Battles. It features the main character of Minecraft, Steve , rapping against the main character of Uncharted, Nathan Drake. It was released August 4th, 2016.

Cast
SesameMalcolm99 as Steve and Nathan Drake

Steve:
Well, look what we have here, the male version of Lara Croft!

Got disses harder than my sword, while your disses are Microsoft!

Fighting off creepers and zombies, go on more adventures than Bear Grylls!

I’ll leave a Mark-us on this Persson who has no survival skills!

When facing against me, Drake’s Fortune is pretty bad!

Indiana Jones called, he wants his character back!

This isn’t over yet, Nate, this battle has just started!

After I leave you dead, you’ll be forgotten and Uncharted!

Nathan Drake:
Who’s this square-headed freak trying to step to me?

Well, so far I can see that he’s a Bear Grylls wannabe!

You think walking around in a blocky world and slinging your sword makes you an explorer?

Pffft, come one, I’ve seen better adventures from Dora!

Your survival skills are even lower than the Golden Abyss!

This Builderman wannabe is about to get dissed!

You say you have good rhymes? Well, that is a HUGE Deception!

If you try to steal my victory, it will be A Thief’s End!

Steve:
Calling me a thief? You’re the one ripping off Indiana Jones!

Skin you alive with my sword, leaving nothing but bones!

My raps are the bomb, might as well compare them to a creeper!

Now go back to the desert, while your health amount slowly keeps getting deeper!

Nathan Drake:
Don’t talk about rip-offs, we all know Roblox was your inspiration!

You’re a blockhead, while I’m an All-Star on the PlayStation!

I’m gonna kick it up a Notch, so you better be prepared!

I just defeated this square, blocky guy, now it’s time to get out of here!